AUTHOR: Robert TITLE: New, Cool Features of The Underblog! DATE: 1/28/2008 03:15:00 PM ----- BODY: Our Blog was a bit ... uh, scattered in terms of literary direction, theme, through-line,Dénoument, and all other things that Strunk would have thrown the book at us for doing or not doing. It reminded me of the time in 9th grade when my Commercial Art teacher walked by my desk. I hadn't even STARTED my drawing, and he says: "Hmmm. Nice use of negative space." and walked away. Nothing will make my day like a good-natured Zinger, a Chocolate Zinger, and a Vodka Stinger!) So, for this reason and so, so many others... we've upgraded to what we believe is a more organized, functional blog where you can not just find out the boring, daily rantings of one or the other of us, but you can actually find some useful tidbits brought to you by the tidbit-conscious.
[SCENE] You're going to a party. That gay know-it-all who keeps talkin' shit about you will be there. Uh, yeah, you need our help honey. Just scan our blog and voila! When they're all blah blah chick flicks blah & you need a good exit line, You'll now safely know you can say "Uptown Girls? Yeah - I guess it was cool. The guitars dance rocked. You DO know that Brittany Murphy was given the honor of Presenting Liza with the Vanguard award at the 2005 GLAAD awards-wow, what an amazing moment." And then turn....and walk away.
We're *very* keen to what is -actually- a really perfect little bite of info, and we've got a view on the world that over time, we've realized is just slightly different than most people's. Not better, not worse, just different. Read some of our thougts and findings, and see if you don't agree. And please post back to us to tell us what you thought! We truly hope this blog adds some fun to your life, and maybe saves you from that fifth circle of hell at the party mentioned above. Its not about luck, doll. Its about knowing just the right thing to say at JUST the wrong time...I mean the wrong time for somebody else. Three Cheers for Britney Spears! -Rob and Adam

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----- -------- AUTHOR: Robert TITLE: So -- Ya put a piece-a meat in the oven, what's to keep it from cooking? DATE: 11/21/2007 09:22:00 PM ----- BODY: From "The Women" 1939:
Lulu: Will I find anything in that ice box of yours? Pat: Yeah, cobwebs and a bottle of gin.
Ok, so I know that MANY of you will find this very very hard to believe -- but the "Rob and Adam -- Two Dudes in Love" blog is BACK ONLINE!! Its literally been 3 and a half years since I've posted -- there's SOOO much to catch up on, but if I told you all of it all at once: A) It would be entirely too long 2) You'd be really bored by about the third paragraph III) I'm about to watch "Legally Blonde: The Musical" and that's just more important, because I *am* the male Elle Woods. Being blond and being hot -- that got me exactly squat -- that's why I know -- Im POSITIVE!! :) Really quickly -- was recruited by Microsoft, they moved Adam and I up here ("here" being Seattle) last year, I worked there for about 10 months, which wasn't for me... just started working for a great company which shall remain nameless, on a project that shall remain nameless -- but I love what I'm doing. Adam -- well, I'll let Adam tell you about Adam when he decides to post. He'll do that soon, I'm sure. :) Happy happy happy Thanksgiving to everyone! By the way -- if you're having an issue with your turkey, you can ALWAYS go to The Famous Butterball Site an learn how to deal with your turkey issues -- They've helped me out of more jams than I can even tell you. Much Love, and more soon.... I promise :) Rob

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